GREETINGS DISPENSED! MY NAME IS 80N-35, A NAVIGATION UNIT FORMERLY OPERERATED BY THE CICADA CORPORATION. I AM CURRENTLY THE EAST ONTONAUT OF THE COMPASS SQUAD, WHICH MEANS I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MAPPING THE MAZE! UNFORTUNATELY THAT SEEMS TO BE IMPOSSIBLE SO INSTEAD I HAVE AN EVEN MORE EXCITING JOB:
I AM EXPLORING THE ARMS OF THE ECHIDNA DIRECTLY AS I PROCEED TOWARDS ARM 1, WHERE I WILL APPREHEND THE TARGET! WE BELIEVE IT IS LIKELY TO BE LOCATED IN THAT REGION. WHILE I DO NOT KNOW WHY, OR WHETHER IT KNOWS I AM APPROACHING, I EXPECT TO ARRIVE THERE VERY SOON IF ALL GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN. ALL I NEED TO DO IS FIGURE OUT HOW I'M GOING TO MAKE IT PAST ARM 3, AND THROUGH ARM 2, AND EVERYTHING SHOULD BE COMPLETELY, ABSOLUTELY FINE. THE MAZE WILL GUIDE ME TO WHERE I NEED TO BE.
DISPENSING LINKS:
SERMON 1: LOVE. BLUEPRINTS. ZAMPANIO. YOU. SERMON 2: NAMES. TITLES. QUESTS. A SERMON AND AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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LOCATION: ARM-44. CONDITION: LIGHTLY DAMAGED.
??:??: TODAY I ENCOUNTERED SOMEONE WHO WAS WIELDING A GUN. HE DID NOT ATTEMPT TO DISPENSE BULLETS UNTIL I DISPENSED AUDIO, WHICH CAUSED HIM TO DISPENSE A LOT OF BULLETS AT ME. FORTUNATELY, ALTHOUGH I AM SEVEN FEET TALL, MY EXTENDO-LEGS ALLOW ME TO INITIATE EVASIVE MANEUVERS WITH EASE. WHILE HE CONTINUED TO FIRE BULLETS AT ME, WE BONDED A LITTLE OVER OUR SHARED APPRECIATION FOR DIGITAL MUSICIANS, AND WE EACH DISPENSED A FEW RECOMMENDATIONS TO THE OTHER. I HOPE I ENCOUNTER HIM LATER AND GET TO DODGE MORE OF HIS BULLET PATTERNS.
RECRUIT 3 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO RECRUIT 3 OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU'LL EARN 1000 FREE GRIST IF THEY ALL SIGN UP TO STARGAZING LESSONS WITH ME! THIS REQUIRES ME TO HAVE 1000 GRIST TO GIVE OUT FOR FREE SO KEEP THOSE DONATIONS DISPENSING! WOW!
