LOG TIMESTAMP: 20251117-1

AUTHOR: Roz’berry Bioluminescence Natasherd Clover Way

LOG SUBJECT: DNI NOTICE

MESSAGE TO ALL MINOTAURS: BB has been relaying messages from some of you about me and my logs. First of all, they’re supposed to be for my team’s eyes only, so fuck off. Second of all, if you have a title of any kind, fuck off, because you’re biased. Third of all, if you don’t have any information about the target, I have nothing to do with you, so fuck off. Fourth of all, you know who’d want to contact me? The target. You do not want to be investigated by me, not least because you don’t want to waste my fucking time. Fuck. Off.

The mushroom one is cool though.